Time Travel

Wouldn't it be interesting if you could time travel to any year you wanted to. Me personaly I would like to go back and live in each decade starting with the 60s.
I was born in 1991 so I didnt get to experience anything before 2004 because when your a kid all you care about is playing with your friends and you have no responsibilities.
Oh and before there was the internet and cell phones !
(ill finish my reasonings for this later after work)
Till then...
-M


I also wouldn't mind to go back in time and live in these decades. Just so see how my parents and grandparents lived. Defiantly would have a better understanding of how and why most of my elders act the way they do. I know that when they were kids they didn't have cell phone, internet, computers and video games, but I think not having those things would make me see things in a different perspective. Even when I was a kid living in my childhood house beside my grandparents house I played in the woods, had an imagination and enjoyed life as it was. Mind you Michelle here is probably gonna talk about something different then what I would enjoy if I could go back in time. 


-S

Idiots and Cars

You can't say that you haven't yelled at someone on the side of the road from your car, everyone's done it at least once. I know I have. But people who yell stupid shit from there car at you while your sitting in the car, you just look dumb! 
I'm sitting in my car one day waiting for the light to turn green and this car is in the lane beside me and this girl sticks her head out the window and starts yelling at me so i roll my window down to hear what she is saying but i cant hear a single word it was like she was yelling at her self. So i roll my window up, light a smoke and crank my music. Then I look at the car and I see the window roll down and i think to my self oh here we go again.. the girl sticks her head out the window and just starts flailing her arms and laughing and im thinking what have i done for them to be acting like this. It was just so stupid and pointless that to this day i still don't understand. The funny part is, is that they were to distracted with making fools out of them selves that they missed the left green light and there was a huge line up.. 




A couple of years back when I lived in Nova Scotia I had a friend Laura and we would go driving around just screaming at people on the street.. We were like 15 and 17 at the time. So one time we drove down prince street and we just screamed at people and then Laura was like man im gonna bark at people. So I decided I would meow at people. So we drove around some more and I would meow and she would bark. But then we got to this girl walking on prince street wearing some high heels so all of sudden Laura just makes this barking noise that basically shook this girl, she screamed and then tripped over her feet and bailed hard. It was quite funny...


*more to come..
-M

You can't say that you haven't yelled at someone on the side of the road from your car, everyone's done it at least once.

 Actually I don't recall ever yelling at someone out my car window. Sorry. I've always wanted to but I don't react fast enough. I defiantly yell at people while I'm driving but the driver can't hear me. I think having my licence has given me some anger problems while I'm driving. I'm not an angry driver that you should avoid when you're on the road but if you're driving like a retard than yes please fuck off. The speed limit is there for a reason, not for you to go under it. The right lane is there for faster moving cars, not for you to block people from passing you or you don't want to change lanes because you're going to turn 10 minutes ahead. You're left and right indicators are your friends and you should use them all the damn time so you can communicate with other drivers on the road. Anyways haha that was my rant for the day about driving. :D


-S

NO renting.

I realized today while I was texting a friend that there is absolutely no wheres to rent movies or video games anymore unless you find that one little independent store that still rents out new release movies. What if you didn't have a computer(they are why there are no more video stores pretty much). See I don't like to download movies, I really don't know why maybe because it takes forever and burning them is a pain. By the time you where to drive to the video store grab the movie you wanted and drive home your movie would still be downloading. 
Also I remember in the early 2000s me and my siblings got our very first game counsel. The Nintendo 64,now that was the cats meow at the time. We would go to Truro Home Video and rent some games to demo them out and if we liked them alot we would go out and buy them. But now I don't know of any wheres you can go and rent any kind of video game.Like man Blockbuster shut down as well as Rogers video. Whats next? If you were to go and buy the game you wanted it would probably cost you $49.00 to $59.00 not including taxes at .12%(all depending where you live). It's a BITCH. 


Just Sayin..
-M

Wal-Marts people.

One day before my shift was almost over( I work in electronics), I asked this lady if I could help her with something and she looks at me with this very disgusting confused face and says " ah I don't know you, I know Ella". So she goes over to Ella and asks Ella if she could get her out a game in the cabinet. Ella tells the lady "I'm kind of busy right now and its almost time for me to go home, Michelle would be happy to help you". The lady like freaks out and says " ah ah well I don't know her", I tell her I don't mind getting you a game..
So i grab the game and i take it to the till to ring her through and she looks at me and says "oh you must be new", I tell her i'm not I've been working at this Wal-Mart for two years in the same department. She goes ah no your NEW, I don't know you.. I look at her and say ha okay. 
Once the lady leaves I look at Ella and I was like um do you know her, shes says" I know her as much as you do". We both just started laughing ! 
Its kind of one of those things you have to be there to witness, but I find it quite hilarious.


-M
ps. Ella isn't her actual name..

How We Got Our Name

Michelle and I were downtown one night with our friends Josh, Sam and Eli. We went to Mambo's to grab some pizza. It was a Friday night and it's close to all the clubs so we had a few encounters with drunk people. We're sitting at our table talking when a few drunk people stumble in. The one chick was wearing the most revealing shirt I've seen in a long time. It had no back and you could see her side boob. They sit next to us of course and this girl starts talking on her phone with some guy asking him if he's DTF (down to fuck). I've only ever heard the Jersey Shore say that out loud and actually mean it. We started mimicking her but her and her friends were to drunk to notice. Sam says "I'm always DTF, down to fun!" Then I think it was Eli http://tastefullnerd.blogspot.com who said we should call our blog that and that there my friends is how we got our name. 

-S


Are you DTFun?


-M

Gas Station

During the summer Michelle and I went to the gas station to buy some smokes. When we are in the car ready to leave we are deciding which way to head out. I point to one of the exits and it so happens that I'm pointing in the same direction as a guy that's getting into his car. He thinks that we're checking him out, so he looks at us and nods his head. Michelle and I burst out laughing, it was hilarious. Eventually laughter turned into tears. 
Defiantly a had to be there moment. But we still needed to share. 


-S

Visors..

OK.. Why is it that dudes decide to wear a visor instead of an actual cover your head hat? I'm sitting in my car waiting to start work and this guy gets out of the truck wearing a visor when it's raining. What is the concept of that? I don't know. 
All this guy does is tile the floor, nothing else. So whats the point of wearing this hat with a hole in it the entire night 8 hours straight?
It's the 21st century. 
-M


Not only was this guy wearing the visor, but he also had a white long sleeved shirt underneath a green t-shirt with the sleeves cut off. I understand that you're only tiling at Walmart and it's the middle of the night but come on buddy. 
-S